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Santa: Haan bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu. Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru. Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi. ******************** Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : Ye Baba Ramdev ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota?. ******************* Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend Santa: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni, Friend:picture ka naam kya tha????? Santa:" NO DISC INSERTED ********************* Santa: What do you want to become in your next life? Banta: A cockroach. Santa: Why? Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai. ********************* |
